Suede in the Rain: A British Teenager’s Style Nightmare
My most formative pubescent experience wasn’t losing my virginity (sorry Clare Matthews, braces and a can of Impulse body spray – epic fail) or even failing my driving test twice…
My most formative pubescent experience wasn’t losing my virginity (sorry Clare Matthews, braces and a can of Impulse body spray – epic fail) or even failing my driving test twice…
I’m sitting on my bed with one-half of my suitcase unpacked. I’m experiencing what my friend Jamie refers to as “the great summer delusion”. You know the feeling. That pleasant…
Last weekend I received three phone calls from younger associates – essentially the same conversation repeated three times. “Arthur, I’ve been looking at the weather for this wedding in the…
Sometimes I enjoy pulling into a courtroom wearing a Brioni wool suit that cost me $47. Not because I’m bragging or trying to pretend that I can afford bespoke suits…
I recently made a bad financial decision. I went into Banana Republic after getting a haircut and ended up spending two hours and $200 on clothes. They had one of…
It happened again last month. I was milling around a showroom in Milan when an Italian designer I’d just met arched a brow at my outfit and asked with that…
I learned a very valuable lesson when I wore an actual full Burberry cheque flat cap into a pound pint Glasgow boozer a few years back. It was 2006 or…
I remember it like it was yesterday. I was leaving to grab dinner with my then-girlfriend’s father when he gave me what was, up until that point in my life,…
I first learned of its existence while staring slack-jawed at a familiar face rifling restlessly through the ready- made sandwich aisle of a North London Waitrose. Eggs and cress or…
Last Tuesday at lunchtime I walked past one of the big four accountancy firms in the City. Two years ago, walking past the big four accountancy firms at lunchtime would…