The \u201cRich and Unemployed\u201d Tote is what happens when yachtcore meets dry wit. This bag doesn\u2019t just carry your snacks and sunglasses\u2014it carries a whole lifestyle. One that screams \u201cearly retirement,\u201d \u201cquiet luxury,\u201d and \u201cI have nothing to do today and everything to spend.\u201d Whether you\u2019re actually jobless or just acting like it, this is your daily reminder to live shamelessly and look good while doing it. \ud83d\udea4 Meet the Tote Bag: This tote features a minimalist yacht illustration floating effortlessly across your vibe. And that bold little phrase? \u201cRich and Unemployed.\u201d It\u2019s your new mantra. A wink to capitalism. A nod to the hustle-free elite. A shoutout to all the girlies living in their delulu era. \u267b\ufe0f Tote Specs (aka Yacht Storage): 100% Recycled Cotton: Soft, strong, and ethically flexing. 130\u2013135 gsm thickness: Light enough for beach days, tough enough for luxury hauls. Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) \u2014 perfect for oversized sunnies, expensive water bottles, and snack-fueled detours to the marina. Plastic-Free Packaging (because we\u2019re not trashy) \ud83c\udf34 Use It When: You\u2019re brunching in linen. You\u2019re jobless but glowing. You\u2019re mentally on a yacht, physically in Tesco. Whether you\u2019re packing it for a bougie beach day or strolling through Notting Hill pretending your inheritance just came through, this tote carries it all\u2014while looking rich and wildly unbothered. \ud83c\udf81 Gift It To: The friend who just quit their job (on purpose or not). The sugar baby who gets paid in Monzo transfers. The ex-corporate girlie turned \u201cwellness entrepreneur.\u201d Yourself, because this is manifestation in cotton form. \ud83d\udc5b Why You Need It: Because you\u2019re done carrying tote bags with \u201cLive, Laugh, Love\u201d energy. This is your reminder to live expensively (even on a budget), take naps at noon, and walk like you inherited a private island. Let the peasants carry beige bags. You? You carry satire. \ud83d\udecd\ufe0f Outfit Vibes: Crisp white tee + wide-leg jeans + this tote = \u201csoft life\u201d realness. Bikini + linen set + iced oat latte = trust fund coded. Black dress + heels + statement lip = unemployed but highly desirable. \ud83e\uddd8 Emotional Benefits: 87% more likely to make you smirk mid-errand. Doubles as a social filter: if they laugh, they\u2019re your people. Adds +10 confidence just by swinging it over your shoulder. \ud83d\udce6 Shipping & Returns Ships in 1\u20133 business days UK: 2\u20135 days | International: 7\u201314 days (customs may add spice) Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items Email: hello@keolix.com for help, tea, or tracking questions KEOLIX: Loud. Funny. Boldly You.We don\u2019t design for the masses\u2014we design for the mains. Everything we make is handmade, in-house, and rooted in chaos, confidence, and creative rebellion. \ud83d\uded2 Add to Cart\ud83d\udce3 Then go be wildly, gloriously, unapologetically rich\u2026 even if it\u2019s only in spirit. \ud83d\udc9c About KEOLIX KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the \u201cmeh.\u201dWe\u2019re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about. Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day. Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards \u2014 we\u2019ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage. Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers \u2014 the people know what\u2019s good. Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We\u2019re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it. KEOLIX isn\u2019t just a shop. It\u2019s a vibe. And you\u2019re in it now. \u2728 At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you\u2019re collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you\u2019re supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories \u2014 they\u2019re conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you. a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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